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"So, you got to the end of the internet yet?" My parents sneer.

"Yes," I whisper, turning to them with eyes glowing from the knowledge I have gained from my many hours of surfing, to find The End.

I levitate from my chair, and float into the heavens.

I have achieved the singularity, and rise to join the great computer in the sky.

And now, the weather

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